So the world has now discovered that the man we know as Tiger Woods is (“gasp”) just another guy! What’s Tiger’s problem being a regular guy? Doesn’t he know he has to be perfect as his game? Doesn’t he know that there are people who look up to his impeccable character on and off the field as a role model for themselves, their children, their company, their world? Why does he have to sink so low?! The nerve of him!!! Yeah right. This is the same guy who has on games and off games. This is the same prodigy who sometimes make amateurs think they can beat him in some games. So we now discovers that like David, thousands of years ago, he has not only one mistress, but quite a few.
So what! Interestingly enough, nobody is saying anything about the woman’s role. What else is new. Afterall, its always the guy’s fault. Meanwhile, Jesper Pavernik is now saying that he wants to apologize to Elin for introducing her to him as though he’s dealing with two school children that don’t know any better. These are consenting adults that are responsible for their own actions. Does he feel responsible for them getting married? Surely he introduce them but the rest is up to them, not you, Jesper! So now you’re going to apologize because you introduced this beautiful Swedish damsel to this ugly troll, right? Get over yourself, Pavernik.
Personally, I think Tiger got married too early. Pavernik speaks of how nervous Tiger was when introduced to Elin. She was beautiful and he was . . . well, inexperienced. Much of his life was spent hitting balls. By the time he was ready to use his own balls, he was married. Now you have the most powerful golfer in the world being the biggest nerd/geek/dweeb in the world as well. He meets the girl of his dreams and marries her. Now all of a sudden he sees another girl of his dreams and another and another. But he’s now married. Women have a way of accusing guys of being the bad guy even when they offer themselves. Apparently guys are supposed to refuse. Well, you can only say no for so long. History has shown over and over again and scientists also prove that power is the sexiest thing to a woman. The guy to women was the equivalent of a sexy woman in a football team’s locker room. Get my drift? He walks in a room and all the women will cross their legs. Just his presence would get them uncomfortable. That’s what power does. Here’s the problem. Most powerful guys don’t even know they are. Women would never tell them but the true Player knows. Think of Charles Lindberg of old. Now that’s a true player. He had 3 families. One with his regular wife, 2 with folks in Germany and in one of his German families, he had 2 women living together!! This dude understood power! Tiger was not even a player, even though he had this going on for a few years. He’s so inexperienced he left a message with his name on a phone! Such an amateur!
Well world, you’re now seeing this guy actually grow up. You know who I blame? Yeah, I blame Jesper Pavernik! I blame him for introducing Tiger to wife material. Why didn’t he just get him something to play with. You really want to help the guy, you help him deal with the whole thing of growing up. It is unfortunate that Tiger’s father passed away and I can tell that all this started after that. As a human, you need people around you that you can trust. At the level Tiger was, he needed people around him that he could depend on. He needs people who would look out for his interest. Being the world’s greatest golfer makes that something only family can be depended on. Family like your parents for you can’t even trust your brothers and sisters. Where were his friends when he started messing around? Was there anyone to help him sort through this type of thing?
Well all of that’s now water under the bridge and its now, its up to Tiger and Elin as to where they go from here. Being the world’s first sports billionaire takes a lifetime. I’m sure they have pre-nup but there are now kids involved. Interestingly enough, I have a cousin that lives in the same neighborhood he does and yes, it’s a subdivision. Not an exclusive home or anything like that. By all standards, it’s a modest home. He is building his castle on an island that would be about 20 million or so. For him that’s a drop in the bucket. In other words, he still has a lot of money in cash. He is very liquid. And he didn’t make his money by chance. He beat people in golf to prove to the world that he is the greatest in the sport. He earned it. Now what his wife should do is for herself, the kids and for Tiger too, reconcile with him. Ask him to buy her a yacht for herself with her name on it. Demand what you can. Afterall, as all players know, messing around costs. Ask Kobe whose wife got among other things, a brand new 2 million dollar ring. Let him pay but to divorce him would be so stupid. All he has to do is win one more tournament and all is forgotten. The endorsements would continue, he’ll make more money. Yeah you’ll get a lot but you won’t get more. You stay put, then the original dream would continue. The kids would be fine and all those hoes would be just that. Hoes! They’ll have a good time and move on. Why did that girl keep the tape of Tiger calling her? She wanted to get paid. She’s a hoe. Now all the hoes that he slept with are looking at their tape recorders, looking for letters, looking for autographed gifts, trying to see if there are pics with Tiger. Everybody wants to cash in. National Enquirer, US magazine, People and all the rags are having a feeding frenzy that will go on for a while until something overshadows this. They have food for months. This is a big whale for them.
I know it will be hard. Elin will have to deal with paparazzi, reporters camping outside the subdivision. Interestingly enough, the community Tiger lives in is gated so the reporters can’t come in and they have some mean security. But he’s now trapped. Folks would tell me he would be around but you won’t even know its him. Well, so much for that. So much for being able to go to the mall and grocery store. Well if this is a problem, I know some guys that can hook you up with some guys that can take care of the privacy issue. They will make Mike Tyson issue with the paparazzi look like a romp after Sunday school.
So stay put, Elin. Claim your husband. Claim your family. It’s up to you to protect his interest which is also yours and your children. Go get your Viking sword and deal with the vandals. You’ll need it and in the long run, you’ll win. Meahwhile, Tiger, have a round of golf with Jesper Pernevik and beat the BeJesus out of him! He’s such a bitch!
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